Welcome to the world of Deepak.

Ok all I am wondering is how all those stupid blonde jokes got started? Does any one know?
Any answer is appreciated.

To find who is your role model, try the below mentioned method.

please don’t look down until you do it, you’ll love it I promise

GET A CALCULATOR (YOUR COMPUTER HAS ONE ON IT)

• Pick your favorite number between 1-9
• Multiply by 3 then
• Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I’ll wait while you get the calculator….)
• You’ll get a 2 or 3 digit number….
• Add the digits together

Now Scroll down …………..     Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:

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A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.

A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”

The salesman explained

“When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters…

First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand…totally exhausted and fainting.

Second poster:  The man is drinking our Cola.

Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.

And then these posters were pasted all over the place.
“Then that should have worked!” said the friend.

“The hell it should had!? said the salesman.  didn’t realize that Arabs read from right to left”

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line… but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received.

My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “go to hell”

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; this describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace but don’t take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes – Damn, I’m good at

Telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That’s why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

One of my friends forwarded this wonderful video about hope and my life… Thought of sharing it with you all…

Bollywood

Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball……………

Bowler bowls it and Shahruk glides it to 3rd man…………..the ball goes to boundary line Shahruk runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw,Shah Ruk runs again for 3 ,
this time fielder tactic fully throws at Keepers end, Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs. In the background Vande Mathram sings….
Shahruk WINS the match……………………………..
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Tollywood

  
Cheeru ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball……………
Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power…………..the ball goes far away  and UMPIRES are forced to give 12 runs for that.
Cheeru WINS the match……………………………..
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Kollywood  

Rajni ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball……………
Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power…………..the ball splits into “TWO”
1 half goes to SIX…..The other half goes to FOUR……….. 

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.. So they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

‘I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed,’ she explained. ‘I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.’

‘Don’t worry,’ Jack said. ‘We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light.’ The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the
night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
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1. If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.

3. Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside.
So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’

‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the stranger. ‘How about nuclear power?’ and he smiles.

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Once a fisherman got up very early in the morning.

Since it was impossible to see anything in the dark he decided to kill time. He searched in the dark and found a sack full of stone like stuff. He carried it near the river bank and started tossing them high and far into the river.

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