Welcome to the world of Deepak.

Like the Terminator says, I am Back. Sometime during last week, I thought of changing the look of my site. I have been using the same theme for the past two years. So I thought, ‘Itz time for a change’ and change I did. After hunting for two days, picked up a theme to my liking applied it, added Google Analytics (yea, I will never forget this step) and went to sleep.

The next day, I was randomly checking my site, it was throwing an Internal Server Error. :-O

Tried hard to troubleshoot the problem for two days, restored database from an old backup – still no light at the end of the tunnel. I had to hurriedly put up a temporary landing page so that my SERPs isn’t screwed up and back to head-breaking.

Yesterday night, when I was going to sleep, I got a thought suddenly. All this happened after I changed the theme of my site. Maybe the theme is broken after all. Today morning, keeping my fingers crossed, I logged in to my WordPress account and guess what? I see a warning saying that the active is broken. whew!

Now, put up a new theme, added the Google Analytics code again (yea…) and writing this post…

For all those people who make fun of me… “I am Back”

Lessons learnt:

• If you have a problem that you are not able to solve, sleep over it. The solution will present itself.  :-)

then I remember that my #adwords acct. is promoting a blog post. Run 2 #adwords to pause my campaigns. sniff…sniff…NOw need to find out

Bad start 2 d weekend. On a friday evening, I find that my #wordpress blog is down (for god knows y). Put up a temp. landing page urgently

Alien caught on photo in #Google Streetview ???? http://cli.gs/tuLjAJ #ufo

recently acquired the domain name http://www.NejJ.com/ . what do ya think ????

To find who is your role model, try the below mentioned method.

please don’t look down until you do it, you’ll love it I promise

GET A CALCULATOR (YOUR COMPUTER HAS ONE ON IT)

• Pick your favorite number between 1-9
• Multiply by 3 then
• Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I’ll wait while you get the calculator….)
• You’ll get a 2 or 3 digit number….
• Add the digits together

Now Scroll down …………..     Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:

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The South Africa fast bowler, Andre Nel, has announced his retirement from international cricket. Nel, 31, played his final Test match against England at The Oval last August and finishes with 123 wickets at 31.86.

via Cricinfo – Nel retires from international cricket.

Now that Nel is gone, whom will Sreeshanth hit for a Six and do a jig…

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.

A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”

The salesman explained

“When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters…

First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand…totally exhausted and fainting.

Second poster:  The man is drinking our Cola.

Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.

And then these posters were pasted all over the place.
“Then that should have worked!” said the friend.

“The hell it should had!? said the salesman.  didn’t realize that Arabs read from right to left”

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line… but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received.

My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “go to hell”

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; this describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace but don’t take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes – Damn, I’m good at

Telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That’s why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

Notice that title tag for my Twitter profile page?

via Twitter Tweaks Its Title Tags For Better Google Juice .

For the first time in my short online career, if you do a search for my name, something related to me is showing up in the top 5 results.  This is because of the change Twitter did yesterday – the way the display the title tag.

Because of this change my Twitter profile page is showing up as the second result. Hopefully, I get more Twitter followers…